[Eminem] Yo...Dre Man..Make my vocals sound sexy, Come on man, come on man, okaaaay, [Chorus] It feels so wrong cause it feels so right, But its all right, its ok with me, I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me, But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance, But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm Taking My Ball and going home, hooome, [Verse 1] I'm that guy man, Shove a diamond up my hind end, And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals, Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles, While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl, Now lets cuddle, Blood curdling your gurgling on your blood, What I do for my next trick, Im feeling won-der-ful, I think I might just do something a little less subtle, Shove a fucking tonka truck up a little kids butthole, Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the valentines day massacre slash assassin I slash her in the ass with a icicle And leave her laying a blood bath While I put a catheter in And jump in the bath with her, In my spiderman mask man Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on, Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon, Are those pistachio's damn, I'd like to have some, Laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one, Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on, God damn man are you that much of an asshole, [Chorus] [Verse 2] I'm like houdini, Tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each One of my thighs and make it disappear ...
