Lyrics-Eminem -- Taking My Ball Lyrics [Eminem] Make my vocals sound sexy, Come on man, come on man, okaaaay, [Chorus] It feels so wrong cos it feels so right, but its all right, its ok with me, i'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me, but if you just give me a chance, i can put you in a trance the way I dance, but don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home, hooome, [Verse 1] I'm that guy man, shove a diamond up my hind end, and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals, slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles, while I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl, now lets cuddle, blood curdling your gurgling on your blood, what I do for my next trick, Im feeling won-derful, I think I might just do something a little less subtle, shove a f-cking tonka truck up a little kids butthole, feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the valentines day massacre slash assassin i slash her in the ass with a icicle and leave her laying a blood bath while I put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her, in my spiderman mask man just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on, stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the b-tch run a triathlon, are those pistachio's damn, I'd like to have some, laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one, shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on, God damn man are you that much of an asshole, [Chorus] [Verse 2] I'm like houdini, tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each one of my thighs and ...
